Such a lame day. Keke.. Got kick to share some lame jokes..
JY shared a xiaocai n the temple joke.. Super funny sia..
Here are some that I saw on the net:
阿呆:為什麼今天的午餐沒有我的份?
阿聰:因為 天下沒有 《白痴》 的午餐
阿呆:.................
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A boy came home from school one day and his mother said that the office had called her and that he had been distracting the class all day long. So the mother takes her son upstairs to his room and looks at him sternly. Then she sighs and says: "okay, Johnny, Take off all my clothes. And I mean ALL of them." Johnny says: "Mom, do I have to??" and the mother says "yes." So Johnny takes off all her clothes and then the mother says:
"Now you must promise never to wear my clothes to school again, Johnny."
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A couple of Tennessee hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and
off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every
ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of
Fear - everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered
out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big
Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it
was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He
leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
six again?"
One eye opened. "You dummy, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong.
Friday, April 27, 2007
Updates for the week..
Mon:
Tue:
Mon:
Dash to Crystal Jade for dinner before Yoga. Yun n Ru busy baking cupcakes.. Had Yoga n was so tired...
Tue:
Had to rush down to kuku STC for the new TMS thingy.. Sometimes really feel v kuku abt gg there. Took cab down cos I was really tired n somemore I was late.. Had dinner at Marche that night with the gang. Had a good time.. too bad, I only managed to see Althea for less than 5min.. SobSob.. Wonder when we can really catch up..
Forgot to bring the guigui I bought for meimei a week ago. Put in the cupboard til I forgot.. Must remember to bring it the next time..
Bought 5 packets of my fav snack from Daiso.. Keke... Happy Gal!
Look at all the food! Sigh.. But the varieties there not fantastic.. >.<
Wed:
Had a good time slacking at home.. Slept n woke up late.. Shiok! I love my off days! Used to spend my off days with dear dear when he was still in the force. Starting to enjoy slacking at home for those days.. Sometimes really miss shopping with dear dear on weekdays when there's no crowd but nowadays v hard to do so.. Slept almost the whole day but still feeling tired.. Sigh.. Piggy me...
Had a good time slacking at home.. Slept n woke up late.. Shiok! I love my off days! Used to spend my off days with dear dear when he was still in the force. Starting to enjoy slacking at home for those days.. Sometimes really miss shopping with dear dear on weekdays when there's no crowd but nowadays v hard to do so.. Slept almost the whole day but still feeling tired.. Sigh.. Piggy me...
Thu:
Was raining cats n dogs in the morning. I HATE rainy days! esp rainy mornings!
Mated SM's tama n my baby.. Keke.. Got evil twins again and my special baby is dying tmr... Work was all rite, the kids' teacher came.She is quite a sweet thing, no wonder was ex SIA cabin crew.. SM told me something shocking, her dept has one person lesser now.. Mr Monkey is asked to go! OMG... Actually I did expect it..
This world is full of 'evil' people.. U nv know when u hv stepped on someone's toes. His EQ skills r simply too lousy, being asked to go is also not v surprising.. I m a bit happy to see him go. Oops.. Our company or I shall say that the big working world is full of complications.. Sometimes u cant help to be part of it. Its all about survival sometimes.. Thru all these ups and downs, u learn.. really learn how to survive & protect urself.
I wish to go back to those innocent n carefree times when we dun hv to bother abt all these. But I guess all these are part of growing up.
Signed up for the Yoga intermediate classes with the rest! We r gg to continue our Yoga craze..Become SLIMMER! GO GO GO!
Looking forward to seeing Bim, Qiyuan, MY n the rest this Sunday! I miss them!!
Monday, April 23, 2007
Time check now is 0128hr.. Oh oh.. Need to sleep real soon. Promised dear dear to sleep before 0130hr.. Oh oh.. Went out early in the morning to meet Lynn n gang.. Actually not v early but is considered early for me.. Nowadays I seldom get out of the house so early. Met them at 12noon but was late. For an hr.. -_- Went to the Hongkong cafe for food..
Complained to them abt my ever loving me boss who is sooo good to me.. I kinda hate her now.. But I made my choice then I know I have to face her everyday... Miss the times when I was at the counter... Although there is no time to slack but at least I feel more useful. Miss complaining to Janet, miss the days when we stay back to AA bookings.. Monitor the bookings, complained abt how kuku the paxs are.. Since I made up my mind that I m gg to study soon, I hv no choice but to stay at phonesales where the workload is not so great..
Bringing my pinky bag out!
Missed meeting up with the gals.. Been a long time.. all of us were present except for Anisah. Really hv no idea where she MIA to.. Been ages since I last saw her. Hv always been telling the gals that mayb I will only see her when she gets married. PZ is getting married.. ROM in Jul.. Getting married seems like a mafan thingy but bliss is all written on her face. Feels happy for her too.. When will my turn be? After walking ard, we rested our legs at Coffee Club Express.. Most of us hv floral or fruit tea..
I had rosebud tea.. The tea was all right.. Had one that was real nice before at cityhall. So this one is so so only. The cookie no taste de... The cookies I made are much tasty.. Oh ya, the wasabi dunno wat salad there is disappointing.. Not nice de...
Trying to hide our cheeks..
The pizza was nicer!! Who can resist the wings!! Went shopping with Yun n Ruru on Sat as dear dear was busy doing his proj.. Bought a pair of black skinny jeans.. Hmm.. Dunno if will look nice or not.. Realised I have been really pigging it out.. Need to cut down on my intake of food.. Can I resist the temptation??
This is how my tama looks like now.. Looks like a young gal! Special character lai de!
Need to express my sincere thanks to SM n YunYun!! They help me to gain the skills needed to obtain this special character! They helped me to gain about 200+ points..
Two of them played til the eyes nearly shoot bird le.. Really xie xie ni men!! Ai si ni men le!! =)
Will post the pics of the gals soon. Waiting for PZ to post it soon..
going to sleep now.. I will be EARLY TMR! I WILL! Buai....
Friday, April 20, 2007
Its a long day today. Din sleep well last night.. Sigh... Dreamt of cockroaches.. -_-'
My tama finally evolved!! keke.. This is how it looks like now..
Work today was as usual.. Kuku pple make kuku remarks.. Sigh..
Hopefully the kids can adapt to it fast..
Went pantry marketing today, bought quite a number of stuff.
SM told me a joke today abt some monkey remarking that we shd stock up pantry supplies once every 6mths and get the supermarket to send it to us. -_-
How lame can that be?
Dunno what the kuku brain is thinking.. I m startin to dislike him...
Went for Yoga tdy, class was great as normal.
SM went to buy a pair of sexy red pumps before class..
Sigh, I din get to see any one tat I really wanna buy.. Sigh.. .
Well, time to cheer up! Looking forward to my hot date with Saykang, Peiwen and party.. =)
My tama finally evolved!! keke.. This is how it looks like now..
Work today was as usual.. Kuku pple make kuku remarks.. Sigh..
Hopefully the kids can adapt to it fast..
Went pantry marketing today, bought quite a number of stuff.
SM told me a joke today abt some monkey remarking that we shd stock up pantry supplies once every 6mths and get the supermarket to send it to us. -_-
How lame can that be?
Dunno what the kuku brain is thinking.. I m startin to dislike him...
Went for Yoga tdy, class was great as normal.
SM went to buy a pair of sexy red pumps before class..
Sigh, I din get to see any one tat I really wanna buy.. Sigh.. .
Well, time to cheer up! Looking forward to my hot date with Saykang, Peiwen and party.. =)
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Yeah! My tama died!! In case u do not know y I m so Ecstatic!!
Well, that's bcos my tama has turned into an oldie which I m so sick of it..
It died when it was 13 yrs old..
See the below pic to see how an oldie will look like.. Yucks..
Dear dear says that I shd raise the oldie like a normal tama, not despise it..
Well.. I cant help it.. I ignore it since last night til this evening n it was dead!
SM was quite appalled that mine died n hers din. But I think hers will die soon..
We are so superficial.. keke.
We are gg marketing for the pantry tmr as SM n I are the new pantry chairwomen..
Think I will go during lunch time then tell my boss I will b late cos I m busy marketing.. keke..
Went out with dear dear for dinner but ended up pei him do project. His kuku classmates forgot to sms him.. Luckily my tama was ard to pei wo or else I would hv been bored to death.. But I enjoyed sticking to him.. LOL..
While sitting down, I dunno what happened.. Suddenly my toenail came off... arr...
This time there was only shock not much pain.. Now it looks so ugly..
Yucks with some blood on it..
Well, that's bcos my tama has turned into an oldie which I m so sick of it..
It died when it was 13 yrs old..
See the below pic to see how an oldie will look like.. Yucks..
Dear dear says that I shd raise the oldie like a normal tama, not despise it..
Well.. I cant help it.. I ignore it since last night til this evening n it was dead!
SM was quite appalled that mine died n hers din. But I think hers will die soon..
We are so superficial.. keke.
We are gg marketing for the pantry tmr as SM n I are the new pantry chairwomen..
Think I will go during lunch time then tell my boss I will b late cos I m busy marketing.. keke..
Went out with dear dear for dinner but ended up pei him do project. His kuku classmates forgot to sms him.. Luckily my tama was ard to pei wo or else I would hv been bored to death.. But I enjoyed sticking to him.. LOL..
While sitting down, I dunno what happened.. Suddenly my toenail came off... arr...
This time there was only shock not much pain.. Now it looks so ugly..
Yucks with some blood on it..
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Woke up this morning by a msg tone..
Saw a msg from Yun asking me to give her my email address. I was stunned..
Its 5plus in the morning... How come Yun is still not asleep or she is up so early?
But I was having a nightmare abt Aliens kidnapping me. I was watching that show on TV the other day where they showed aliens kidnapping pple from their homes.. Was a bit scared.. It was even worse when Yun showed me the msg this morning. It reflected that I sent her the sms at 3plus.. OMG... Where was the time lapse of 2 hrs plus? Was I kidnapped?? *Scare Scare*
My Tempura Udon! Looks a bit like porridge right? Keke..
Saw a msg from Yun asking me to give her my email address. I was stunned..
Its 5plus in the morning... How come Yun is still not asleep or she is up so early?
But I was having a nightmare abt Aliens kidnapping me. I was watching that show on TV the other day where they showed aliens kidnapping pple from their homes.. Was a bit scared.. It was even worse when Yun showed me the msg this morning. It reflected that I sent her the sms at 3plus.. OMG... Where was the time lapse of 2 hrs plus? Was I kidnapped?? *Scare Scare*
My bf thinks I m too panaroid.. He says he will chase the aliens away..
I hope no more nightmares tonight!
I was on time today for work today, took the MRT n bought breakfast sia.. keke..
Well done! Self praise! =]
Need to sleep early so I can b early tmr!!
Some pics that Yun finally uploaded..
The pics for Jap food the other day.. The desserts are nice!!! Yummy!
Yun's Strawberry Sundae
SM's seafood dunno wat rice
Stan's dessert
My Dessert!
Dear's Ramen
Yun's Ramen with lots of mushroom -_-'
My Tempura Udon! Looks a bit like porridge right? Keke..
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Stan n Ah Bot's Jap Style Chicken Briyani =p
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Today is Sat.. Wasted one whole SAT.. =( Din go shopping, din do much..
Was so tired, could hv slept more.. My tama evolved again!! OMG! To a old man.. Sob.. First time.. And it looks real ugly! I mean REAL UGLY.. But nvm it will die soon...Mayb need to reset it.. Only constructive action tdy was to drag myself to the salon to cut my fringe..
Keke..
Bought some shampoo n treatment which was so heavy..
The cashier was v nice, gave me discounts for the stuff n din charge for my fringe..
I like the pple there although its a bit out of the way..
Took cab there just to cut fringe.. I a bit taitai hor.. Sigh..
Thought I need to get things done by 6pm so din mind.. Ended up... Sigh...
Played Sudoku at BK with Vina. Keke.. Had fun..
Edited pic of Vina.. Busy redoing..
My completed Sudoku! Must hv - pencil, lead n eraser!!
Bumped my little toenail into my monitor, it hurts like hell the other day but I din think too much. This mornin saw it becoming silverish blue, I was still wondering how come my peachy toenails change colour n only the last one changed.. Quite puzzled but lazy to think abt it..
Finally jus now after shower, then took a closer look n realise 4/5 of the nail is coming off.. Went to take a deeper look, couldn't decide if it shd stay or go.. Pain sets in... Sigh.. Now its covered with a plaster.. Still wondering it shd go or stay.. Vina keeps asking me to go c doc. So does my bf.. But I m scared!! I dun want to...
Lets see how things go tmr..
Friday, April 13, 2007
Today is fri..
The 'kids' are leaving.. A new batch is here again...
Its always at this time that I dun bear to see them go.
Every batch of students spend a few weeks with us, grows attached to them then they r saying bye bye le..
This batch has been here for 6 weeks... Somemore dun seems to b 6 weeks..
They hv been with us for our open hse, NATAs and Post Natas.
Bought them some stuff, jus small gifts cos I really dunno wat to buy and its quite last min..
Shall miss them..
Will miss Saykang's nonsense.. Always asking us if he is shuai or not..
Okie, Saykang, U xiao shuai lah.. =) Always laugh at me cos he more pro at Sudoku than me..
Peiwen is always saying that '' I know U dun like me, Joanne, lets go toilet n fight.. '' =p I always turn to Peiwen to complain abt my tama.. =(
Will miss SeowJoo's blur blur yet serious looks.. Sometimes she hor really blur.. But the remarks she make sometimes are so serious...
Will miss Mona's bubbly laugh.. She n Saykang always hving the v funny argument..
But hope she wont spar so much with her bf le, dun like to see her getting bruised.. Mayb she needs to go train on GongFu then can win him.. lol..
Have been shoe hunting but to no avail.. Where are all the cute white flat ballet shoes?? Saw one but no size le.. *sad* Been accidentally looking at bags.. And I think I m a piece of dead meat.. Increase my pay to 3K a mth and I think I will buy a bag every month.. Mayb 2..
The other day, I was asking JT if I shd buy that Coach or Gucci bag to satisfy my vain needs.. She was telling me better dun, cos I will treat it jus like any other bag.. I might like it for a while then throw it to a corner of my room.. been thinking abt it, somehow it seems true..
Was at Bugis the other day, saw some small coin pouches.. So cute..
But I hv one by Ru and Yun - super cute de! But I cant bear to use it.. Too ke ai le..
Will use it soon.. Then saw one at M)phosis , then bought it to keep my tama baby..
But I m still thinking abt my white quilted de.. Die le!!
OMG! I m such a spendthrift! What shd I do???
I m also thinking abt that Chomel bracelet n that red mushroom slippers...
Oh, I m gg to satisfy my craving for Jap food today with Min, ah Bot, Stan n Yun..
JT is gg to Taiwan.. =( Ru has gt tuition.. Aiya, miss the times we used to all go out together with CK..
Need to go get ready le, or else I cant go cut my hair de..
The 'kids' are leaving.. A new batch is here again...
Its always at this time that I dun bear to see them go.
Every batch of students spend a few weeks with us, grows attached to them then they r saying bye bye le..
This batch has been here for 6 weeks... Somemore dun seems to b 6 weeks..
They hv been with us for our open hse, NATAs and Post Natas.
Bought them some stuff, jus small gifts cos I really dunno wat to buy and its quite last min..
Shall miss them..
Will miss Saykang's nonsense.. Always asking us if he is shuai or not..
Okie, Saykang, U xiao shuai lah.. =) Always laugh at me cos he more pro at Sudoku than me..
Peiwen is always saying that '' I know U dun like me, Joanne, lets go toilet n fight.. '' =p I always turn to Peiwen to complain abt my tama.. =(
Will miss SeowJoo's blur blur yet serious looks.. Sometimes she hor really blur.. But the remarks she make sometimes are so serious...
Will miss Mona's bubbly laugh.. She n Saykang always hving the v funny argument..
But hope she wont spar so much with her bf le, dun like to see her getting bruised.. Mayb she needs to go train on GongFu then can win him.. lol..
Have been shoe hunting but to no avail.. Where are all the cute white flat ballet shoes?? Saw one but no size le.. *sad* Been accidentally looking at bags.. And I think I m a piece of dead meat.. Increase my pay to 3K a mth and I think I will buy a bag every month.. Mayb 2..
The other day, I was asking JT if I shd buy that Coach or Gucci bag to satisfy my vain needs.. She was telling me better dun, cos I will treat it jus like any other bag.. I might like it for a while then throw it to a corner of my room.. been thinking abt it, somehow it seems true..
Was at Bugis the other day, saw some small coin pouches.. So cute..
But I hv one by Ru and Yun - super cute de! But I cant bear to use it.. Too ke ai le..
Will use it soon.. Then saw one at M)phosis , then bought it to keep my tama baby..
But I m still thinking abt my white quilted de.. Die le!!
OMG! I m such a spendthrift! What shd I do???
I m also thinking abt that Chomel bracelet n that red mushroom slippers...
Oh, I m gg to satisfy my craving for Jap food today with Min, ah Bot, Stan n Yun..
JT is gg to Taiwan.. =( Ru has gt tuition.. Aiya, miss the times we used to all go out together with CK..
Need to go get ready le, or else I cant go cut my hair de..
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
I m in pain................................
Jus wanna lie on my bed n sleep................
Hooked on Sudoku now.. Been playing it since Sat..
Thanks to Saykang, Mona n Peiwen..
We were too bored... =)
Jus wanna lie on my bed n sleep................
Hooked on Sudoku now.. Been playing it since Sat..
Thanks to Saykang, Mona n Peiwen..
We were too bored... =)
Sunday, April 8, 2007
I m so lazy.............. I hv been having problems with the nose recently. From 20Mar til now.. It's almost 3 weeks.. Seen the doc for 4 times.. Hate it! Got to burst my medical quota... Sian.. Must control control.. Eat lots of fruits n practise lots of yoga..
Din update my blog for a week although I hv been online often.. Busy shopping online buying stuff. Cheap stuff, not expensive de.. One of my frens might b getting a gf soon, hope he will succeed! Jiayou! Go for it! Cant wait to see him attached.. Shd b quite fun! =D
Thanks dear, for making time to pei wo this week.. Muacks.. ZZZzz.. Feeling sleepy again.. keke..
Flat Rice Noodles with Prawns - all stick together de. =( er xin.
Din update my blog for a week although I hv been online often.. Busy shopping online buying stuff. Cheap stuff, not expensive de.. One of my frens might b getting a gf soon, hope he will succeed! Jiayou! Go for it! Cant wait to see him attached.. Shd b quite fun! =D
Thanks dear, for making time to pei wo this week.. Muacks.. ZZZzz.. Feeling sleepy again.. keke..
Today is Daddy's bday!
Went for dinner at Long Beach..
Food so so but price a bit steep..
Wont recommend to u guys...
Some pics...
Shark Fin
So So only..
Lobster
Oops, taken after everyone started eating. Keke..
Pepper Crab - Taken halfway thru the meal. Nearly forgot.. =)
Some beancurd with 'treasures' inside- mushrooms, prawn bits, scallops
Flat Rice Noodles with Prawns - all stick together de. =( er xin.
Ah Mei n Me after the meal. I look so chubby -_-'
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Been quite sometime since dear dear n I went for breakfast together.
Had a fun day today doing v simple things.. But I zhuzhu, dear dear was busy typing his project while I was sleeping away.. Haha.. Too lazy to go to the lib to rtn the books..
Wanted to go manicure n pedicure also lazy...
I am a lazy bum bum...
But I cooked spag today... Keke.. Super big portion...
BJ, LHH and sis ate til they wanna puke.. LOL... =)
But it was nice.. With lots of chicken n sausages...
Feeling domestic again.
Will go n pick up one more dish..
Daddy complaining that I nv cook for him, nv even taste spag while I will cook n bake for dear dear.. Oops..
Must learn sweet n sour pork or pork ribs..
Or mayb nice soups..
Gotta sleep early tonight or else might not wake up in time..
I will hv sweet dreams tonight.. =D
Ya, u cant see the chicken n sausages.. They r hidden.. keke..
Had a fun day today doing v simple things.. But I zhuzhu, dear dear was busy typing his project while I was sleeping away.. Haha.. Too lazy to go to the lib to rtn the books..
Wanted to go manicure n pedicure also lazy...
I am a lazy bum bum...
But I cooked spag today... Keke.. Super big portion...
BJ, LHH and sis ate til they wanna puke.. LOL... =)
But it was nice.. With lots of chicken n sausages...
Feeling domestic again.
Will go n pick up one more dish..
Daddy complaining that I nv cook for him, nv even taste spag while I will cook n bake for dear dear.. Oops..
Must learn sweet n sour pork or pork ribs..
Or mayb nice soups..
Gotta sleep early tonight or else might not wake up in time..
I will hv sweet dreams tonight.. =D
Ya, u cant see the chicken n sausages.. They r hidden.. keke..
