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Monday, March 2, 2009

It nv fail to amuse me how big the world is and how unpredictable it is.
Joke of the day on Monday

Scenario: Busy office, calls coming in non-stop

JL: Good afternoon, XXX, how can I help u?
APNN: Hello. I'm interested in the XXX pkg.
JL: Okie, blah blah blah...
APNN: Okie, u know meals r included.. But I am a vegetarian.
JL: Okie..
APNN: U know wat's a vegetarian?? I dun eat meat, fish and egg.
JL: Ya I know.. (Went on to explain pkg)
APNN: U know wat's a vegetarian???
JL: Yes Sir, U said U dun eat meat, fish and egg!
APNN: Ya, I dun eat meat, fish and egg! I ALSO DUN EAT CHICKEN! -__-'


JL: Good afternoon, XXX, how can I help u?
XX: Hi, I m interested in the blah blah blah...
JL: Okie, the pkg blah blah blah..... The resort has a black sand beach
XX: huh?
JL: (repeats) black sand beach.
XX: huh? wat's that?
JL: The sand is black, Mdm.
XX: EEEEEEEEE!!! SO DIRTY!

emo JL went out after the call n ask my bud, "XX, do u know wat it means when I say the resort has a black sand beach?"

XX: Huh? stares blankly.
JL: I say if I tell u the resort has a black sand beach, u know wat it means?
XX: Huh? *face brights up, full of hope* BLACK SANDWICH?
JL: Head down.. I mean black sand beach lah!
XX: Huh... *that innocent look*
JL: Thanks XX, now I know u r on the same frequency as the pax.

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